Journal

Zsa Zsa Gabor Complaints

Like many other Memorial Day weekends in my life, I’m heading down the Cape. For those of you who weren’t fortunate enough to grow up in the North East, down...

Head Protection Apprehension

Today I yelled at a Citi bike driver “You’re supposed to wear a helmet!” and not in a Mom “Don’t hurt yourself way” more in a “I want to point...

I missed my dramatic moment in a Mexican restau...

Last week I sent some stuffed peppers back. They were cold. When I informed the waiter he said “What do you want me to do about it?” but with a...

Family Trip: Aillwee Caves Ireland

Last September, my sister, my mother and I went to Ireland. We booked a self-drive tour down the West Coast. My sister and I had never been. We planned for...

Mom Lost and Found

My mother came to NYC last week to attend my album taping. The night before she came she called me and said “I have something to tell you.” I said...

Dead Dreams at Bargain Prices

Today I bought three lipsticks in less than ten minutes. The things you can do when placed under time constraints. That brings my lipstick collection up to 173. 2016 is...