Journal

Relationship Director

The best thing about meeting new friends is their sincere flabbergasted reaction to my single status. They say things like “You don’t have a boyfriend? Shut up.” “I can’t believe...

When Bartenders Temp

I haven’t worked in an office environment in 5 years. For five years I’ve woke up and worn whatever I felt like wearing. No matter what, there was never a...

ME time? That sounds lonely

My mother loves to talk on the phone. I talk to her every day. Sometimes I talk to her more than once and often times, she is the only person...

Cave Girls Need Love Too

There are few things that have changed, as I got older. For the most part, I’m not too different from High school Senior Kendra. One of the things that have...

I don't miss boats

  One of the most terrifying things someone can say to me is “Hey didn’t you used to go out with…………?”   If I don’t recognize the name, for some reason...

Facebook: Day Dream Destruction

There was a time when I would wake up and think glamorous thoughts like “Some day I’m gonna live in Eastern Europe smoking cigarettes and drinking during the day, telling...