Journal
How to Enjoy The Crap Outta Valentine’s Day
I look forward to Valentine’s Day with a child-like, Christmas morning, “what am I gonna get?” anticipation. When I wake up on the morning (the afternoon) of February 14th, I’m...
How to Enjoy The Crap Outta Valentine’s Day
I look forward to Valentine’s Day with a child-like, Christmas morning, “what am I gonna get?” anticipation. When I wake up on the morning (the afternoon) of February 14th, I’m...
Potty Training in a Public Stall
I’ve never had to toilet train anybody. In fact, I’ve never witnessed anybody being toilet trained. Until recently. It was at the Women’s Room at Regina Pizzeria, technically a public...
Potty Training in a Public Stall
I’ve never had to toilet train anybody. In fact, I’ve never witnessed anybody being toilet trained. Until recently. It was at the Women’s Room at Regina Pizzeria, technically a public...
Include the Nude
This past weekend I was in Salem Mass, home of the famous Salem Witch Trials. In case you are not familiar, the Salem Witch Trials ran from February 1692 to...
Include the Nude
This past weekend I was in Salem Mass, home of the famous Salem Witch Trials. In case you are not familiar, the Salem Witch Trials ran from February 1692 to...
Dancing Sexy Style
I took a lap dancing class. I tried to think of a better beginning but lets keep it simple. Facts up front. I did. I paid somebody to teach me,...
Dancing Sexy Style
I took a lap dancing class. I tried to think of a better beginning but lets keep it simple. Facts up front. I did. I paid somebody to teach me,...
Softball Drought
About three years ago, a friend of mine contacted me. “Is the second bedroom in your apartment still open?” it had gotten to the point, when people asked me about...
Softball Drought
About three years ago, a friend of mine contacted me. “Is the second bedroom in your apartment still open?” it had gotten to the point, when people asked me about...
Secret Santa: how to beat the system
Secret Santa- it sounds way more fun than it is. Maybe there will be gifts hidden for me everywhere I go. Maybe Santa will show up where I least expect...
Secret Santa: how to beat the system
Secret Santa- it sounds way more fun than it is. Maybe there will be gifts hidden for me everywhere I go. Maybe Santa will show up where I least expect...
