Journal

How to Get Ousted from Hot Potato

  For some reason people love to give bartenders presents. Usually little things like CDs or books or baked goods. Sometimes these baked goods have illegal drugs in them but...

Provisions

  Every time I leave the house I buy something consumable. It usually starts immediately with food or a beverage. Or both. There are always snacks involved. For later.  I...

Easter Ink

  My mothers coming for Easter weekend. She sent this text to my sister “You guys decide where to go for Easter. I won two Red Sox tickets for the...

Sorry Officer

  My mother’s phone likes to pocket dial. I know you’re thinking- pocket dial whoopdeedoo. There is an interesting story here. I swear. The thing is the phone only calls...

The ManBoy Who Cried Date

  Self Induced Illness to Avoid Date Plans Tonight   I had dinner plans with a manboy February  1st 2011 he cancelled due to a tummy ache.  The rescheduling was...

Drunken Evolution

  There was a time when I would get drunk and call guys I liked at all hours of the night or get online and stalk crushes maybe even email...