Journal

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The OfficeMax Pilgrimmage

  I spent most of last week in Boston with a horrible cold driving relying on my mother or my sister to drive me around.  I had a runny nose and...

Memory Lane : Closed to Thru Traffic

   My mother in twenty years My mother likes to do drive bys and reminisce. When she first moved back to Boston a few years ago, every time my sister...

Emasculating

  My mother loves when I write about her. She pitches stories about herself to me all the time. If I don’t laugh she says “Ok ok how about this...

Gift Altar

My birthday is this week. Every year I panic about all the things I didn’t do and try to get them done before my birthday. I start with the simple...

Hand Held Machinery

Last week, I reluctantly agreed to receive the services of a student at the NYU School of Dentistry. The poorer I get, the less respect I have for myself. They...

MAD MOM

  My mother in twenty years    My mother has a very fun loving and consistent personality. Every few months she goes through a phase where a common occurrence pisses...